Mood: It's Hot
Listening to: George Carlin
Reading: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Watching: The Blockbuster Buster
Drinking: Chocolate Milk
Well, I haven't done one of these in quite a while now have I? I figured it would make for some good roleplay practice to do one again along with establishing character traits to my roleplay buddy. Feel free to ignore this if you do so choose.
1) Pick one of your Favorite Characters or Original Character
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if YOU were your FC/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
1.) What is your name?
Talons gives a confident grin to his mysterious interviewer. "Call me Talons. That's what everyone's called me for much of my life."
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Talons laughs and pulls a blood-spattered combat knife from its sheath. "I was trained as an assassin, expected to be quick and effective. I happen to excel in this area with blades so they called me Talons.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Talons rolls his eyes. "Opportunistic would be the word to describe it. So long as I get what I want it doesn't matter what someone else believe."
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
"No." He waves his hand dismissively. "Next question."
5.) Stop being a wimp.
Talons narrows his eyes and repeats himself, "Next question."
6.) If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
"I have brains, quick feet, and a sharp blade." He pauses and tilts his head in exaggerated thought. "I think I'd win in ten seconds flat." Talons states modestly.
7.) Have any family members?
"The Brotherhood," His smile fades as Talons quickly adds, "But my real family was burned alive by the Legion. Next."
8.) How about pets?
9.) Tell me something that you don't like.
"The Legion." Talons pauses before stating with venom on his tongue, "Particularly Vulpes."
10.) Something that you do like?
"My bard friend Clerick. Crazy Bastard..." Talons snickers and looks away as he reminisces. "And more recently, the Dark Brotherhood."
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"I was trained to kill my whole life. It's all I'm good at." Talons states in an almost regretful tone.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"More times than you can count." Talons answers in a sudden tone of pride.
13.) Ever... killed anyone before?
"I'm an assassin. What the hell do you think?"
14.) What kind of animal are you?
"I am an ape. Specifically an ape of the species homo sapien. What other creature has a flat, hairless, and rubbery face like this?" Talons pulls skin on his cheek outwards so it stretches for emphasis.
15.) Name your worst habits.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
"Used to." Talons' face tightens up in agitation. "Fucking cold, heartless bastard..."
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
"I was taught that people like to top or they like to bottom. Some kinda Roman thing." Talons states. "I like both myself."
18.) Do you go to school?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
"No. Do you always ask such pointless questions?"
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
"No!" Talons shouts, "Get to something relevant, damn it!"
21.) What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
"If you must know, I happen to be terrified of radscorpions." Talons declares. He adds, "You would be too if you'd been to Scorpion Gulch before."
22.) What color is your hair?
"Brown. Why don't you ask about something that's actually interesting?" Talons questions.
24.) What do you usually wear?
"Light, easy-to-carry armor and clothes. I like the wasteland wanderer outfit out in the desert wasteland, but if things get tough I'll put on reinforced leather armor. Though, when I'm in the Strip I'll generally wear a Dapper Gambler outfit."
25.) What's your religion?
"No one has time for that crap anymore. We're all too busy scrapping over water." Talons says, once again dismissing the question quickly.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
27.) Well, it's still not over.
"Well, fuck you then."
28.) Where do you live?
"Wherever it suits me. I live with the Dark Brotherhood now though."
29.) What class are you?
"I don't know what you mean by class."
30.) How many friends do you have?
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Talons shakes his head. "Not a thing."
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Talons lights up in realization. "Oh! This is some sort of pre-war thing right? A dollar is like a cap right?" Talons tilts his head back and forth. "I'd probably buy plenty of food, water, and stimpacks before taking my shishkebab and going on a deathclaw hunt."
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
"Uh, that's a pre-war food right?"
34.) What's your favourite food?
"Cave fungus. One of the few things that the Legion gave me that I still like."
35.) Favourite drink?
"It's a toss-up between whiskey and Nuka-Cola."
36.) What is your favorite place?
"Any place that the Legion hasn't infested."
37.) Least favorite?
"Ari-fucking-zona. The place is crawling with Legionaire bastards. I used to live there before I realized just how fucked up the whole organization is."
38. What will make you really mad?
Talons gives his interviewer a toothy grin. "You asking me more questions that force me to talk about Caesar and his goddamn Legion."
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
40.) Yeah. Well, it's over.
"Hammy apologizes to anyone who may have got this in their inbox unexpectedly. Feel free to stop watching as not much happens on her page."